Discussions are afoot (sorry atrotter) that I may be asked to be an agony aunt in the TPC magazine.  What an honour, I don't think anyone else has managed such heady heights in my family since Uncle Silas was knighted for his services to the Danish food industry....

I am all a quiver with excitment now, each time I think about this I keep having to sit in a bucket of iced water - the only trouble is now, my love spuds have stage one hypothermia....

Well I will keep you posted on how it goes....I may consider allowing the nationals in on this...depends on what they offer, this year the TPC - next year...who knows.

Well I'm off to freeze the next lot of potential piglets...

Thought of the day - If according to the health and safety executive, you can no longer work at height....how will the TPC survive?