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As they say all good things come to an end.....

All I would say is ....thank God!! My carers are at last taking me to the ball....the TPC one of course and I will dance my little trotters off. This means that this time next week I should be in the care of my new carers.

So all I can say is, this is not goodbye....just au revoir.

I do hope that I will speak to you again and be able to give you all the benefit of my wit and humour for another year.

I am spending my last night of freedom having had a very nice last supper around a previous carers home and I must say I have had a laugh.

Well I must dash as I have to get myself ready for the forthcoming weekend.

Thought of the moment....they say its a case of mind over matter....well if I don't mind - you don't matter.....!!

Byeeeeeee!!

Discussions are afoot (sorry atrotter) that I may be asked to be an agony aunt in the TPC magazine.  What an honour, I don't think anyone else has managed such heady heights in my family since Uncle Silas was knighted for his services to the Danish food industry....

I am all a quiver with excitment now, each time I think about this I keep having to sit in a bucket of iced water - the only trouble is now, my love spuds have stage one hypothermia....

Well I will keep you posted on how it goes....I may consider allowing the nationals in on this...depends on what they offer, this year the TPC - next year...who knows.

Well I'm off to freeze the next lot of potential piglets...

Thought of the day - If according to the health and safety executive, you can no longer work at height....how will the TPC survive?

Sorry that there has been a bit of a gap since my last post.... my carers have had all sorts of fun. They rent out a little 2-3 bed house in Dover.....which the tenants decided to use as a cannibis factory....yes they were not even living there...when the police raided the place, they took over 300 hundred plants out.....

Perhaps I should become a financial advisor - instead of putting my money in property.....I have always advocated putting my assetts in a piggy bank.

Well I have obviously been very busy as well (as you can see) - I have been dusting and cleaning again - my little trotters are fair fit to fall off....I can vouch for the fact that this place is no longer a sty...

Well I must be going....so much to do.....so little time.

Thought of the moment. If you are always told to concentrate and study at school - and that you need to be intelligent to get somewhere....what happened with George Bush!!

Well I hope that the fact we are only 11mths from Christamas has got you all in a tither......are you sorted? bought the turkey yet? Just testing, I wonder at what time this year we will be subjected to the usual commercial run up? Good Lord, somebody must have ruffled my bacon this morning...Sorry - I am not usually that serious.....;-)

Hope we are all well - actually I am having a sneaking suspicion that nobody is reading this....if you are - do leave me a message...is there anybody there?

As you can see this was my MOD phase....well thats what I was told when I asked for The Jam on my toast rather than marmalade.

See you all later.

Thought of the moment : If computers are supposed to be time saving.....why do we now spend far more time 'just fixing' little problems? Is it me or when did you last have to reboot a pen and paper?

Well - hope all is well on the farm (as they say where I live)....Happy New Year - may I take this chance to wish everybody great health, wealth and happiness for 2006.

As you can see from my piccy - I am celebrtttt, I am cerebratttt, I am enjoying a scotch with my new hat....and tie - thanks to the Bam Bams for that - I think I look rather smart....though I am not sure what they are trying to say with the hat!!

HAPPY NEW YEAR........

Thought of the new year.....New Resolutions last longer than midday on the first!!